
45%
- Asset Type
- Arcade Machine
- Target Net Yield
- 13 – 17%
- Live Chains
- Multi-chain
- 5yr Survival Rate
- ~95%
- Asset Performance Index (API)
- 84 / 100
A coin goes in every time someone plays. The machine earns whether the market is up or down.
Thirteen months of a washing machine running its cycles and paying out.
The Boring Marketplace
May 2025 — Present
Statement period
May 2025 - Present
Opening balance
$5,000.00
Total distributed
+$735.04
Closing balance
$5,735.04
Active since
May 2025
| DATE | DESCRIPTION | YIELD | AMOUNT | DEFAULTS | STATUS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 5, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash · USDC | 0.95% | +$47.32 | 0 | Completed |
| Jun 5, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash · USDC | 0.98% | +$49.18 | 0 | Completed |
| Jul 7, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash · USDC | 1.01% | +$50.62 | 0 | Completed |
| Aug 5, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp · USDC | 1.04% | +$51.85 | 0 | Completed |
| Sep 5, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp · USDC | 1.07% | +$53.74 | 0 | Completed |
| Oct 6, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp · USDC | 1.10% | +$54.91 | 0 | Completed |
| Nov 5, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp · USDC | 1.13% | +$56.43 | 0 | Completed |
| Dec 5, 2025 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp · USDC | 1.16% | +$58.27 | 0 | Completed |
| Jan 5, 2026 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp · USDC | 1.19% | +$59.16 | 0 | Completed |
| Feb 5, 2026 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp + The Claw · USDC + USDT | 1.22% | +$61.34 | 0 | Completed |
| Mar 5, 2026 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp + The Claw · USDC + USDT | 1.25% | +$62.55 | 0 | Completed |
| Apr 6, 2026 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp + The Claw · USDC + USDT | 1.28% | +$63.89 | 0 | Completed |
| May 5, 2026 | Distribution · Verified Ecowash + AirUp + The Claw · USDC + USDT | 1.31% | +$65.78 | 0 | Completed |
● Since May 2025 · All distributions paid on time
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Check it yourself. Every distribution is onchain. The contract addresses are public.
Laundromats earn on wash cycles. HVAC units earn on building contracts. Arcade machines earn per play. If one category slows, the others don't.
IoT sensors capture every cycle, uptime event, and service call. The machine is its own ledger.
Sensor data is cross-referenced against operator bank deposits each month. If they don't match, the distribution waits.
Every asset category is reviewed quarterly by an independent auditor.
Every distribution settles onchain. The address is public. The record doesn't require you to trust us.

Distribution data, asset research, and yield numbers we stand behind.
Clear answers on how the protocol works, what backs the yield, and what we don't promise.
The yield comes from the operating margin of physical businesses. A laundromat that generates $50,000 in annual revenue on $100,000 of deployed equipment yields 50% gross. After DualMint's fees, the liquidity buffer, and diversification across asset types, 13–15% net is the conservative estimate. It doesn't fall when rates fall because it has nothing to do with rates.
In 13 months, zero operators have defaulted. If one does, the asset moves to a pre-vetted backup and the machine keeps running. Seven layers sit between an operator failure and vault capital. The first is the operator's own money, posted at onboarding before anything goes wrong.
IoT telemetry is cross-referenced against operator revenue reports and independently reviewed each quarter. Every distribution is verifiable onchain. The vault isn't live yet — smart contract audits go out before it is. That's the honest answer.
Open to participants in supported jurisdictions. Onboarding is the standard KYC/AML wallet flow — not an accreditation gate. If you're not sure whether your jurisdiction is in scope, the honest answer is to ask — not assume.
$500. The vault is built for fractional access — you don't need an institutional ticket size and you don't need a savings-account-size allocation. The Boring Yield Index isn't live yet; this is the minimum at launch.
The legal structure is a BVI SPC, bankruptcy-remote. DualMint's corporate fate doesn't determine what happens to the assets. The machines exist independently. Operators run them. Revenue continues without the protocol. DualMint is the infrastructure that routes cash flow onchain, not the source of it.
Redemptions settle within 30 days. The vault keeps 20–70% of TVL liquid in early stages to handle normal withdrawals without selling assets. The 30-day window isn't a platform limitation. It's just how long it takes to move capital out of something physical.
Operating machines generate cash flow every day. IoT captures each transaction and cross-references it against bank deposits. What's left after fees distributes to depositors in USDC or USDT each month.
DualMint finances everyday assets — laundromats, HVAC units, arcade machines, vending networks — and turns the operating revenue into onchain yield. The Boring Yield Index pools cash flow across asset categories into one position. It isn't live yet.
DeFi yield comes from token emissions, lending spreads, or protocol fees, and all of it moves with the market. DualMint yield comes from machines running physical cycles. The deeper difference is failure mode: DeFi collateral reprices on sentiment with no warning, while operational collateral fails through utilisation, which IoT telemetry shows months before it hits cash flow. A default is a write-down. A shortfall is a repair.
A rate cut does not reduce laundry cycles. People do the same laundry in a recession as they do in a bull market. HVAC contracts run on building operations, not consumer sentiment. The machines don't have a view on monetary policy. That's why the yield doesn't compress when treasury rates fall and doesn't fall when crypto sells off.
AI can't eat a washing machine. Content agencies, SaaS margins, and some DeFi yield strategies are being displaced. The physical economy isn't on that list — a laundromat can't be prompted, an HVAC contract can't be fine-tuned. "Boring business" searches hit a 5-year global high in 2026. Capital is already moving toward the thing AI can't reach.
The Boring Score runs on three signals: time on the waitlist, capital history, and DualMint engagement. Time is the only thing that moves you up.
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